I was telling my employee Joe(non Jew Joe because there's two of em) about Eddie Izzard and I brought up his bit on Stonehenge. Which prompted a conversation about Stonehenge and how Canadian Scientists have come up with a theory that Stonehenge is in fact a giant stone vagina(no joke). Imagine that a giant stone pussy. I don't know about you but that sounds like a practical joke to me. Punk'd A.D. 900. Bunch of Druids sitting there laughing to themselves.
"Ok we take those stones we have sitting over there and erect them to look like a large three dimensional stone pussy. Then we start a whole lot of random rumours surrounding it having deep mystical meaning and possible supernatural powers. Leaving them to examine and theorize it's possiblities when in fact(snicker, snicker) they've been looking at a giant snatch the entire time."
Sorry people we got Punk'd